The Stakelander

• Gore

• More like ballet recital

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• Couldn’t sign your name in that

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• Nice try, but I still see paint

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• Brings new meaning to "Buckets of Blood"

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• Aaand now I'm a vegan

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• Nudity

• Suitable for nuns.

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• I'd watch it with my mom

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• Tasteful nudity - Is this European?

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• Whoa! bring some kleenex

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• This isn't horror, it's porn!

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• Scares

• This was supposed to be scary?

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• More jumpy than scary

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• Made me scream like a girl

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• I need new pants.

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• My hair turned white...

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• Fear

• Wasn't this supposed to be horror?

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• I'm more irritated than afraid

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• This could terrify kids... Adults, no

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• Whoa, dreading these nightmares

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• Status: Armed and checking closets

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• Trauma

• About as traumatic as a nap

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• Unnverving, but still fun

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• That felt like bad airplane turbulence

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• Augh! I'm going to vomit

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• I'm writing this from my therapist's office.

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