Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

• Gore

• T'is but a scratch

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• A minor laceration

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• Just a flesh wound

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• Bloodied but unbowed

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• Entangled in entrails

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• Nudity

• A humbling display of modesty

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• The occasional flash of flesh

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• Just as nature intended

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• We ain't nothing but mammals

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• Caligula would have blushed

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• Scares

• No need to be alarmed

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• The tension isn't worth a mention

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• Could be a bumpy night ahead

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• The stuff screams are made of

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• Will leave you gasping for death

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• Fear

• Soothing lullaby

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• Slightly chilled

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• Spine tingling

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• Creeping dread

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• Wide-eyed terror

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• Trauma

• No known mental health issues

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• We all go a little mad sometimes

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• There's nothing to lose but your mind

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• Immediate psychiatric help required

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• Lunatics have taken over the asylum

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