Pitch Black

• Gore

• More like ballet recital

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• Couldn’t sign your name in that

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• Nice try, but I still see paint

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• Brings new meaning to "Buckets of Blood"

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• Aaand now I'm a vegan

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• Nudity

• You could screen this at church

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• Was this edited for cable?

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• Scandalous! If you’re in middle school

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• Uhhh, glad I watched that alone

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• Need a mirror - didn't know I have one of those

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• Scares

• This was supposed to be scary?

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• More jumpy than scary

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• Made me scream like a girl

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• I need new pants.

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• My hair turned white...

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• Fear

• Wasn't this supposed to be horror?

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• I'm more irritated than afraid

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• This could terrify kids... Adults, no

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• Whoa, dreading these nightmares

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• Status: Armed and checking closets

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• Trauma

• Like a cuddle from a care bear

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• I'll sleep with the lights on...

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• Expect nightmares.

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• I'll need to repress this memory

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• I think I'm going to need therapy.

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