Five Million Years to Earth

• Gore

• A little anemic

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• Paper cut

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• Blood donor

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• Arterial spray

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• Organ Harvester

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• Nudity

• Buttoned-down

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• Nip-slip

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• Both chesticles

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• Full frontal

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• Pussy Galore

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• Scares

• Resting Pulse

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• Mild palpitations

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• Heart pumping

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• Adrenalin rush

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• Cardiac arrest

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• Fear

• Soothing lullaby

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• Slightly chilled

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• Spine tingling

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• Creeping dread

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• Wide-eyed terror

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• Trauma

• No known mental health issues

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• We all go a little mad sometimes

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• There's nothing to lose but your mind

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• Immediate psychiatric help required

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• Lunatics have taken over the asylum

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