Five Million Years to Earth

• Gore

• Gore? What gore?

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• I've seen worse nose bleeds...

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• I still kept my food down

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• Splatterfest! Yay!

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• Total freakin' bloodbath!!!

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• Nudity

• You could screen this at church

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• Was this edited for cable?

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• Scandalous! If you’re in middle school

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• Uhhh, glad I watched that alone

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• Need a mirror - didn't know I have one of those

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• Scares

• I fell asleep

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• You could see the “jumps” coming

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• I gasped once or twice

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• I was tense the entire time!

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• My neighbors complained about my shrieking

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• Fear

• Wasn't this supposed to be horror?

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• I'm more irritated than afraid

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• This could terrify kids... Adults, no

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• Whoa, dreading these nightmares

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• Status: Armed and checking closets

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• Trauma

• About as traumatic as a nap

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• Unnverving, but still fun

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• That felt like bad airplane turbulence

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• Augh! I'm going to vomit

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• I'm writing this from my therapist's office.

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