Don't Torture a Duckling

• Gore

• T'is but a scratch

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• A minor laceration

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• Just a flesh wound

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• Bloodied but unbowed

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• Entangled in entrails

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• Nudity

• A humbling display of modesty

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• The occasional flash of flesh

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• Just as nature intended

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• We ain't nothing but mammals

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• Caligula would have blushed

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• Scares

• Resting Pulse

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• Mild palpitations

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• Heart pumping

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• Adrenalin rush

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• Cardiac arrest

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• Fear

• You'll sleep like a baby

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• Won't keep you up at night

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• Sleeping with the lights on

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• Hiding under the duvet

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• The stuff of nightmares

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• Trauma

• No known mental health issues

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• We all go a little mad sometimes

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• There's nothing to lose but your mind

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• Immediate psychiatric help required

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• Lunatics have taken over the asylum

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