Big Trouble in Little China

• Gore

• More like ballet recital

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• Couldn’t sign your name in that

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• Nice try, but I still see paint

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• Brings new meaning to "Buckets of Blood"

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• Aaand now I'm a vegan

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• Nudity

• You could screen this at church

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• Was this edited for cable?

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• Scandalous! If you’re in middle school

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• Uhhh, glad I watched that alone

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• Need a mirror - didn't know I have one of those

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• Scares

• I fell asleep

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• You could see the “jumps” coming

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• I gasped once or twice

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• I was tense the entire time!

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• My neighbors complained about my shrieking

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• Fear

• My Grandma could handle this.

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• Bit of a nail-biter

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• Avoid if you have a heart condition

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• It's R rated for a reason!!!

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• Deranged horror fans only

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• Trauma

• Like a cuddle from a care bear

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• I'll sleep with the lights on...

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• Expect nightmares.

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• I'll need to repress this memory

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• I think I'm going to need therapy.

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