How to End a Party in Just 3 Movies

By Jeff Burk |

 

We’ve all been there – the party is raging but the hour grows late and your guests just won’t leave. How do you get everyone out of your house without rudely kicking them out? Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Just put on these three flicks and we guarantee your home will be empty by the end.

Human Centipede 2 (2011)

We all know the plot to this. A bunch of people are sewn together and forced to eat one another’s shit. The first only implies this. In the second you see all the fecal force-feeding in graphic detail. After a night of drinking, shit-eating is bound to make a few people throw in the towel early. The extreme gore doesn’t hurt either—it’s bound to make the sensitive souls flee.

Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

The original found footage film about a doomed documentary crew’s attempt to document a cannibalistic tribe in the Amazon. If your guests made it through the last title it won’t be the gore that gets them here. There are several scenes of real animal death. Even meat eaters will have a hard time watching the cast mutilate and skin the struggling fuzzy and scalely victims.

Slaughtered Vomit Dolls (2006)

There are still some partiers still around? Jeez, time to break out the big guns. This surreal flick is about a stripper with bulimia who begins to suffer from hallucinations. This is the founding work of the “vomit-gore” genre. You see, all the vomiting in this movie is real. That’s right, this is seventy minutes of people actually vomiting. If a movie with someone vomits into a glass, drinks it, and vomits again doesn’t clear out the room then your guests are already passed out on the couch and you’ll have to deal with them in the morning.

Note: While we’re sure that these movies will clear out the party, we’re less sure that anyone will want to be friends with you come the following day. Proceed with this strategy at your own risk. But don’t worry, you’ll always have friends at HorrorRated.com.

Remember to check out our other Halloween Horror Movie Playlists and don’t forget to like and share! Happy Halloween from all of us at HorrorRated.com

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